Terms Of Service

As this website advertises the products/services of other sellers the following Terms of Use apply. By viewing, visiting, using, or interacting with this website or with any banner, pop-up, or advertising that appears on it, you are agreeing to all the provisions of this terms of use policy and the privacy policy of this website. You must be 18 years old to visit this site.  This site is not intended for minors and is not subject to the Children’s Online Privacy Act (COPA). USE OF INFORMATION FROM THIS WEBSITE The contents of our website are protected by international copyright laws and other intellectual property rights. All product and company names and logos mentioned in our website are the trademarks, service marks or trading names of their respective owners, including us. You may download material from our website for the sole purpose of placing an order with us or using our website as for a knowledge resource. However, you may not modify, copy, reproduce, republish, attempt to upload, post, transmit or distribute, by any means or in any manner, any material or information on or downloaded from our website including but not limited to text, graphics, video, messages, code and/or software without our prior written consent, except where expressly invited to do so, for example in order to complete any test or questionnaire. By viewing the contents of this website you agree this condition of viewing and you acknowledge that any unauthorized use is unlawful and may subject you to civil or criminal penalties. Visitor understands that accepting this provision is a condition of viewing and that viewing constitutes acceptance. OWNERSHIP OF WEBSITE OR RIGHT OF USE, SELL, PUBLISH CONTENTS OF THIS WEBSITE The website and its contents are owned or licensed by the website.  Material contained on the website must be presumed to be proprietary and copyrighted. Visitors have no rights whatsoever in the site content. Use of website content for any reason is unlawful unless it is done with express contract or permission of the website. DISCLAIMER FOR CONTENTS OF SITE The website disclaims any responsibility for the accuracy of the content of this website. Visitors assume the all risk of viewing, reading, using, or relying on this information.  Unless you have otherwise formed an express contract to the contrary with the website, you have no right to rely on any information contained herein as accurate.  The website makes no such warranty. Buyer agrees to accept all risk associated with the purchase/use of any product advertised on this site. Buyer warrants an understanding that this site is disclaiming all liability from harm of any kind or nature caused directly or indirectly from any product. Buyer agrees, as part of the consideration required to the purchase of any product, to carefully review and test the product during the refund period and to immediately request a refund if the product is not satisfactory. LINKED SITES Unless specifically provided, we make no representations whatsoever about any other websites which you may access through our website or which may link to our website. When you access any other website you understand that it is independent from us and that we have no control over the content or availability of that website. In addition, a link to any other site does not mean that we endorse or accept any responsibility for the content, or the use of, such a website and shall not be liable for any loss or damage caused or alleged to be caused by or in connection with use of or reliance on any content, goods or services available on or through any other web or resource. Any concerns regarding any external link should be directed to its website administrator or web master. DISCLAIMER FOR HARM CAUSED TO YOUR COMPUTER OR SOFTWARE FROM INTERACTING WITH THIS WEBSITE OR ITS CONTENTS, VISITOR ASSUMES ALL RISK OF VIRUSES, WORMS, OR OTHER CORRUPTING FACTORS This website assumes no responsibility for damage to computers or software of the visitor or any person the visitor subsequently communicates with from corrupting code or data that is inadvertently passed to the visitor’s computer. Visitor views and interacts with this site, or banners or pop-ups or advertising displayed thereon, at his own risk. Website makes no warranty that downloads are free of corrupting computer codes, including, but not limited to, viruses and worms. DISCLAIMER FOR HARM CAUSED BY DOWNLOADS Visitor downloads information from this site at this own risk.  Website makes no warranty that downloads are free of corrupting computer codes, including, but not limited to, viruses and worms. LIMITATION OF LIABILITY By viewing, using, or interacting in any manner with his site, including banners, advertising, or pop-ups, downloads, and as a condition of the website to allow his lawful viewing. Visitor forever waives all rights to claims of damage of any and all description based on any causal factor resulting in any possible harm, no matter how heinous or extensive, whether physical or emotional, foreseeable or unforeseeable, whether personal or business in nature. The Terms of Use agreement may change from time to time.  Visitors have an affirmative duty to keep themselves informed of changes. INDEMNIFICATION Visitor agrees that in the event he causes damage, which the Website is required to pay for, the Visitor, as a condition of viewing, promises to reimburse the Website for all. NOTICE No additional notice of any kind for any reason is due Visitor and Visitor expressly warrants an understanding that the right to notice is waived as a condition for permission to view or interact with the website. DISPUTES If any claim, dispute, or controversy of any kind (whether in contract, tort or otherwise) arising out of purchasing anything mentioned on this website, including solicitation issues, privacy issues and terms of use issues, arbitration shall be conducted in the state and city closest to the declared on the contact information of the web owner. APPLICABLE LAW Viewer, visitor, member, subscriber or customer agrees that the applicable law to be applied shall, in all cases, be that of the state of the Seller.

Privacy Policy

We are committed to protecting and respecting your privacy. This Privacy Policy together with our Terms Of Use, and any other documents referred to on this web site set out the basis on which any personal data we collect from you, or that you provide to us, will be processed by us. Please read the following carefully to understand our views and practices regarding your personal data and how we will treat it. INFORMATION OBTAINED FROM VISITOR INTERACTION WITH BANNERS, POPUPS, OR SITE ADVERTISERS  Visitors clicking on banners or pop-ups or hyperlinked advertising appearing on this website must assume that information is being collected about them. This site is not responsible for the use of information collected in such a fashion. Visitors must assume that: (1) information will be collected, (2) that ‘cookies’ will usually be placed on their hard drive, (3) that this website does not have any control over what happens with this information, (4) that this website takes no responsibility over the accuracy or content of the advertisers, (5) that this website is not responsible for downloads from third party advertisers that contain ? ???viruses or worms or other computer code that causes their computer or software harm, (6) that this website assumes no responsibility for the data that is garnered from the click itself or that the advertiser collects.  INFORMATION OBTAINED FROM REFERRING EMAIL OR REFERRING URLS   If you send a friend an email from this site or if you send the URL or one of our web pages to a friend, you must assume that some data is collected about your IP address or your email address and that of your friend. You must assume that referred emails or web pages may appear to come from your email. You must accept full responsibility for referring pages or email to a friend and agree to indemnify this site for any damage, intentional or unintentional that results from said referrals. INFORMATION OBTAINED FROM VOLUNTARY VISITOR, SUBSCRIBER, MEMBER OR CUSTOMER SURVEYS   Unless otherwise specified in the survey, you must assume any information provided to the website as part of a survey in which you participate may be used for general solicitation for commercial purposes and that such information will be shared with joint venture partners, affiliated, marketing organization or used by the site itself for product design or solicitation purposes.  INFORMATION OBTAINED FROM ELECTRONIC MEANS AND ‘COOKIES’  Many websites, including this one, collect information about your computer, your email address, and your IP address. ?You must assume that your web viewing, or web-use activity is monitored, tracked and information collected. ?This information is not usually of a personal nature, but may help define your viewing habits and product preferences even though the website may or may not have any idea who you are.  “Cookies” is web jargon for bits of computer code placed on your hard drive. ?Websites use this to keep you “logged in” to keep track of search criteria, to monitor use, to password protect use of this site, or use of products sold by the site. ?Cookies can also be used to obtain information about your computer configuration or your use of your computer.  Cookies can be used to electronically gather information about you. ?Again, it may not be personal information, but it is information and by using this site you are expressly giving permission to use “cookies” and to use the information gathered from their use to benefit you. ?You also give permission to collect, archive, retrieve, and use any information collected for product design, product offers to you, and general commercial solicitation purposes bu this site or joint venture partners, affiliates, and marketing organizations.  HOW INFORMATION MAY BE USED  The use of information as described below may or may not be how this site customarily uses information. ?While actual use of any information collected may be used quite conservatively, you must assume that it is not. ?You must assume information collected is shared with other persons or entities for commercial purposes. ?While this is uncommon in practice, you must assume it is as you make your decision whether or not to view or interact with this website. ?This type of shared information may include your name, address, phone number, e-mail address and buying habits, as well as other information.  This information may be used for general commercial solicitation by this website or other persons it is sold to, rented to, or shared with.  INFORMATION THAT IS NOT SHARED  Credit card information or other financial information is not usually known to the website. ?However, in the event it is made known, that information is never revealed to anyone except to processing authorities or law enforcement agencies. However, the provider of such information gives express permission to use it in fraud investigation or for litigation.  SPAM  By providing to this website information that forms the basis of communication with you, such as an email address, you waive all rights to file complaints concerning unsolicited e-mail or spam from this website since, by providing such information, you agree to receive communication from us or other marketing organizations. ?However, all email communication with you shall contain an “unsubscribe” link where you may notify the website you no longer wish to receive information from the website and your name will be removed from the general database.  DATA SECURITY  This website takes measures to protect its data that contains information related to you. ?However, as a consideration for viewing this site or interacting with this site in any manner, you waive all claims of any nature against this site concerning the loss, alteration, or misuse of information. ?You must assume it is possible for your personal data to be obtained by others, such as “hackers”, and used in an inappropriate manner that may cause you harm and that you agree the site is not responsible for damages to you.  QUESTIONS OR COMMENTS  You may direct questions or comments to:  REVISIONS OF THIS PRIVACY POLICY WITHOUT NOTICE  This Privacy Policy may change occasionally. ?You should not assume it will remain the same, but unless this policy changes drastically, you will receive no posted notification or e-mail. ?Your continued use of this site always evidences your acceptance of the terms of this Privacy Policy or any modifications.  This Privacy Policy was last updated August, 2010  APPLICABLE LAW  Visitor agrees the applicable law shall, in all cases, be that of the Website owner

Purchase Agreement

ASSUMPTION OF RISK    Buyer agrees to accept all risk associated with the use of any products recommended on this site, including but not limited to, ingestion of or application to Buyer’s person, the use of the product personally, or in business, all taxes and regulations applicable to this product, all legal compliance issues related to the products promoted on this site.  Buyer warrants an understanding that the Seller is disclaiming all liability from harm of any kind or nature caused directly or indirectly from these products.  Buyer agrees, as part of the consideration required to purchase these products, to carefully review and test the product during the refund period and to immediately request a refund if the product is not satisfactory.  CUSTOM DUTIES AND TAXES  Buyers living in locations that require custom duties and/or VAT taxes to be collected understand that, unless custom duties are collected at the point of sale by the Seller, the Buyer remains responsible for payment of custom duties and taxes at the time the product is received.  If it should happen that the Seller’s courier or freight account is charged for custom duties and tax instead of the Buyer paying referenced charges, then the Buyer hereby authorizes the Seller to bill the Buyer’s credit card for said charges or for the return of goods if they are refused at the point of destination.  LIMITATION OF LIABILITY AND DISCLAIMER  Buyer agrees and understands that, Seller, specifically but not exclusively, disclaims liability for all damage to Buyer’s person or business by using any of the products recommended on this site, including harm to buyer’s computer hardware or software from worms, viruses, or other defects in the product or computer codes that cause harm.   Seller disclaims liability for Buyer’s interactions with advertisers on the site.  Seller disclaims liability for Buyer’s interaction with other visitors or members of the website.  LIMITATION OF LIABILITY FROM ERRONEOUS PRODUCT CONTENT  Buyer agrees that the Seller’s total liability, even for erroneous product content that causes damage to the Buyer, shall be limited to the purchase price paid for the product.  LIMITATION OF LIABILITY FROM HARM CAUSED BY THE PRODUCT  Buyer agrees that the Seller’s total liability, even from harm caused to the Buyer or to others from use of the products recommended on this site, shall be limited to the purchase price paid for the product.  LIMITATION OF LIABILITY FROM ALL OTHER INJURIES OF ANY KIND  Buyer agrees that the Seller’s total liability, for any other injury, harm or tort of any kind, whether foreseeable, or unforeseeable, shall be limited to the purchase price paid for the product.  APPLICABLE LAW  In the event of any disputes , Buyer agrees that the applicable law to be applied shall, in all cases, be that of the state of the Seller.  CONTACT INFORMATION   SimplymeLLC Victoria Street Littleport, CB6 1NA, UK